A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out
of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that
he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that
he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where is the money Enzo signs
back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the
Don't you just LOVE lawyers?! Just brings tears to your eyes!