Dumb laws in florida

It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun. (Florida)

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (Florida)

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (Florida)

It is illegal to sell your children. (Florida)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (Florida)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (Florida)

It is illegal to skateboard without a license. (Florida)/p>

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Florida)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Florida)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Florida)