Dumb laws in illinois

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. (Illinois)

All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery. (City Laws of Chicago, Illinois)

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (City Laws of Chicago, Illinois)

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (City Laws of Chicago, Illinois)

Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (City Laws of Chicago, Illinois)

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (City Laws of Chicago, Illinois)

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. (City Laws of Cicero, Illinois)

It is illegal to wear sagging pants. (City Laws of Collinsville, Illinois)

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city’s water to water it. (City Laws of Crystal lake, IllinoisIf.)