Nine words women say

1.fine — this is the word women use to end argument when they are right and you need to shut up!
2.five minutes — if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five min. is only five min. if you have just been given five more min. to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.nothing — this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.go ahead — this is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
5.loud sigh — this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men! a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.(refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6.that's Okay — this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. that's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.thanks — a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION, or FAINT. just say you're welcome.
8.whatever — is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT — another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. this will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?".for the woman's response refer to #3!