No time to see the town
One day a farmer came to a large town for the first time. He wanted to see nice modern buildings, museums, theatres and cinemas. He stopped at a good hotel.
"Your room is four one six on the fourth floor," said the clerk.
"And what time is breakfast, dinner and supper?" asked the farmer.
"Breakfast is From seven to twelve o'clock," said the clerk, "lunch is from twelve to three o'clock; dinner is from three to seven and supper is from seven to nine o'clock."
"Oh," said the farmer, "I don't like your hotel. You eat here all day. I want to see the town. Please, show me the way to another hotel."