Traditions

A man and a woman got married, and he told her : "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits… and I have 3 traditions.

So, first tradition: on wednesdays I play football with my friends… no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains… I dont care.. I play football!!
— Is it clear for you? — husband asks his wife
— Yes, sure, — she answers.

So, the second tradition… On fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
— Is it clear for you? — he asks.
— Yes, sure, — she answers.

The third tradition… On sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing… whether it snows or it rains… I go fishing!!!
— Is it clear for you? — he asks.
— Yes, sure, she answers.
— Any objections? — he asks.
— No, I understand, — his wife answers.

— Maybe you have your own traditions? — he asks.

She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one… every night at 10 p.m. I have sex… whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have … I dont care.. I have sex!!!!